OH CHEEZ-IT
Oh Baked Snack Cracker
Why must such an addicting bite of bliss be allowed to survive
Why must such an addicting bite of bliss be allowed to survive
To intoxicate us with every crunch we take into its cheesy, flaky, salty, bakeyness
100% Real Cheese, Family Size, Bite Size, Jumbo Size, White Cheddar
Oh why???
It must be a sin
It is so enticing & yet it ruins our holy temples
8grams of fat for 27 crackers doesn't scare us away
A huge block of cheddar cheese compressed into one small cracker
The inventor was a genius
If YOU ever have a problem
CHEEZ-IT
P.S. I like Cheez-it's but it's not as serious a problem as my Ode makes it out to be :D
2 comments:
I just want youto know how seriously flattered Phillip would be seeing you used a cheeze-it cycling jersey. Can we expect another ode in the near future??
Ha. I didn't think of Phillip but that's funny. I just thought it was a sweet spandex-shirt thing. I don't know if I'll write another ode any time soon. maybe...
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